The “Goodnight” Book That Went Completely OFF SCRIPT

Hey my favorite people! 🌙✨

Tonight, I thought I’d wind down with a nice "Goodnight" storybook...BIG mistake. 😂

The book starts sweet, "Goodnight moon, goodnight stars..." — classic, right?But by page 4, the teddy bear is filing a formal complaint about bedtime. 🧸📜He lists 37 reasons why he refuses to sleep, including "stars blinking too loudly" and "the moon looking suspicious."

I legit had TEARS from laughing so hard.

There’s even a mini courtroom drama where the teddy tries to sue the clock for emotional distress because it "ticks too aggressively." 😭🤣The whole thing ends with a pillow fight tribunal where justice is served via marshmallows.

I don’t know who’s writing these “children’s” books — but they’re my new favorite authors.

Full hilarious chaos is waiting for you — hop over to the blog and let's lose it together! 🚀

Love ya!— Lyndsey