The Door That Gave Me an Existential Crisis

Hey my chaotic crew! 🚪😂

You ever have one of those moments where something SO simple just completely breaks your brain?Yeah... welcome to my life. 🧠✨

Today, I met my ultimate nemesis:A door.Not a locked door.Not even a stuck door.Just... a door with "instructions." 😅

It said:"Twist it, polish it, pull it."

...Excuse me??POLISH it???Was I supposed to bring a microfiber cloth? Windex?? My hopes and dreams??? 😂

First, I twisted it.Nothing happened. 😐

Then I half-heartedly tried "polishing" it (basically wiped it awkwardly with my hoodie sleeve like an idiot). 🧥

Finally, after a full 30 seconds of intense personal shame... I pulled it.And yeah, it opened.Because it’s JUST A DOOR.

The worst part?Someone saw me "polishing" it and now I'm probably a meme somewhere. 📸🤣

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be over here questioning my life choices and giving side-eye to all other doors forever. 🚪👀

Full embarrassing meltdown is waiting for you on the blog — come laugh at my expense! 😂

Love ya tons,— Lyndsey