The Book Where Literally NOTHING Made Sense… and I Loved It
- taqi2854
- Apr 30
- 1 min read

Hey friends!! ✨
You ever pick up a book and expect calm, normal vibes… but instead, get pure cinematic nonsense?Well, WELCOME TO THIS BOOK. 😂
Page 1:A goat is teaching a yoga class — in a full tracksuit — yelling "Find your inner grass!" 🐐🧘♀️
Page 5:A pineapple is sitting in a courtroom, wearing glasses, doing jury duty and whispering "Objection!" every 5 seconds. 🍍⚖️
Midway through the book…The entire cast abandons the story to form a marching band that only plays the theme song from "Titanic". 🎺🚢
By the end…The moon gets elected as mayor, and everyone throws spaghetti at the sun to celebrate. 🌝🍝🔥
I have NO clue who wrote this masterpiece… but they deserve an award and a hug.
Full madness (and screenshots) are waiting in the blog! 🚀Love ya!— Lyndsey







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