That Time I Fought a Spider in the Shower (And Lost)

Hey my fearless warriors! 🛡️🕷️

All I wanted was a nice, peaceful shower.Self-care vibes. Relaxation.BUT NO.

Enter:King Kong Spider.

It was chilling right above the shampoo bottle, plotting my demise.I tried to be brave. I tried to be mature.I ended up slipping on soap, grabbing a towel like a sword, and screaming bloody murder. 😂

Pretty sure my neighbors think I was being abducted by aliens.

10/10 would not recommend.Full horror-comedy story is now on the blog — don’t miss it!

Stay brave (and keep bug spray handy),— Lyndsey